Parenting Humor: The Funniest Tweets Every Parent Needs to See

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    Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott Giving birth is an extremely difficult and excruciatingly painful experience. It's also the easiest part of parenting
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    Glennon Doyle @Glennon Doyle Hi. There is a family next to me at the store. I just heard the dad say to his kid: "Well, it's brave to go on a roller coaster. And it's also brave to say you don't want to go on a roller coaster." Wanted to tell you something good. That is good. 1.9K ♡ 1 2 000
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    Robert McNees @mcnees Somehow I've lucked out and have an 8yo who thinks secretly reading under the covers past her bedtime is an act of rebellion, and it hasn't yet occurred to her that her flashlights never seem to run out of batteries.
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    Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog The amount of work I have to put in just to do a mediocre job at parenting/ IG/FB: @drivingmomcrazy housekeeping/handling life in general is unreal.
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    mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail Her, 7: Mommy, how do you spell "bananas?" Me, an elder millennial: I've been waiting your whole life to be asked this.
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    snarkandlemons SNARK LEMONS @snarkandlemons ONE Here's a thought: Kids menu items are served with the food already cut up so parents can enjoy their meal. snarkandlemons
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    celey schumer @Celey Schumer People w babies are like "I'd love to do lunch, how's 9:45am?"
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I've been texting with "Isla's mom" for 3. years. When is a good time to ask her her name?
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    Relatable Insider @relatableinsder I can't believe going to bed used to be a punishment
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    + dadandburied ❤ A group of toddlers is called a "migraine"
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    Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ If I knew I'd one day have to pick a baby name, I wouldn't have held so many grudges
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    Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Children are the best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal: The student who raises $500 dollars for the school will get this free hat 12 year old me: That is such a great deal
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    Too Much Context FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG 38 with no kids is younger than 26 with 3 kids

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